Cackleberries….Jokes
Good Answer
A small child was explaining to her younger brother that it was wrong to work on Sunday. “But what about policemen?” said the boy. “They have to work on Sunday. Don’t they go to heaven?”
“Of course not,” replied his sister. “They’re not needed there.”
Really Is?
Undertaker—Are you one of the mourners?
Scotchman—I am, sir. The deceased owed me $50.
Under Oath
Judge—Young man, your face looks very familiar. Have you ever been convicted by this court?
Witness—No, your honor.
Judge—Remember, you are under oath. Where have I seen you before?
Witness—I am the bartender at the nightclub across the street.
Huh?
Hubby: “It’s strange, but the biggest idiots seem to marry the prettiest women.
Wife: “Oh now you’re trying to flatter me.”
Modern
Motorist: “It’s snowing and sleeting and I’d like to buy some chains for my tires.”
“I’m sorry—we keep only groceries.”
Motorist: “How annoying! They told me this was a chain store.”
Good Answer
A small child was explaining to her younger brother that it was wrong to work on Sunday. “But what about policemen?” said the boy. “They have to work on Sunday. Don’t they go to heaven?”
“Of course not,” replied his sister. “They’re not needed there.”
How Much?
Boy:
How much for these collars?
Man:
Two for $5 dollars.
Boy:
How much for one?
Man:
$3 dollars.
Boy:
I’ll take the other one.
