Daily Archives: April 29, 2010

The Bigger Your Lips, The Sexier You’ll Be To A Sucker Fish

Nothing says “sexy” faster than someone with a pair of giant lips, even if that person’s collagen injections have made their lips so enormously seductive that they can’t actually pronounce the word “sexy,” and must instead settle for calling themselves “shek-shee.” The point is, big lips are no longer just a cosmetic enhancement for people less fortunate than Mick Jagger and Angelina Jolie, whose lips are so large and incredibly sexy that they are prohibited by international law from bearing children together because, quote: “Said children could potentially upset the delicate balance between populations of humans and sucker fish.”Nothing says “sexy” faster than someone with a pair of giant lips, even if that person’s collagen injections have made their lips so enormously seductive that they can’t actually pronounce the word “sexy,” and must instead settle for calling themselves “shek-shee.” The point is, big lips are no longer just a cosmetic enhancement for people less fortunate than Mick Jagger and Angelina Jolie, whose lips are so large and incredibly sexy that they are prohibited by international law from bearing children together because, quote: “Said children could potentially upset the delicate balance between populations of humans and sucker fish.”

Though we all know that true beauty stems from inside, as any cosmetics surgeon will tell you, no one will notice unless your lips are the size of tractor tires. Which is why a new product called City Lips is being heralded as the newest, easiest and safest way to give you the lips you always wanted, but never dreamed you could have. At least not without surgically implanting tire stems in them and inflating your lips to 350 psi. Until now, those of us unable to afford expensive collagen injections were forced to live with the embarrassment of having normal, everyday lips. But thanks to City Lips, you can avoid the hassle and expense of collagen injections by using their patented do-it-yourself lip enlargement process!

That’s right! Say goodbye to snobby surgeons telling you how much better you’d look with Julia Roberts lips when their own lips look like Phyllis Diller’s. With each purchase of City Lips you’ll receive one bottle of specially formulated “lip transformer” solution and a patented dual-action applicator. This applicator is a crucial part of City Lips’ groundbreaking, two-step process — which starts by applying the “lip transformer” with one side of the patented applicator and then, after turning the applicator over, whacking your lips with it as many times as possible for 10 minutes.

Okay, I made that last part up. But according to City Lips, their new product has been named “Best Over-the-Counter Lip Plumper” by Good Housekeeping, which, as you know, recently debunked the common misconception that you could increase the size of your lips by spraying them with Pledge (although it will keep them shiny and smelling lemony fresh).

I’d also like to point out that after three large margaritas, trying to say “Best Over-the-Counter Lip Plumper” will at least make your feel like your lips are really huge.

I bring this up because I’m concerned about the mixed message this sends to young women. On one hand, they’re seeing supermodels getting thinner and thinner. On the other hand, they’re seeing those same models trip over their own lips on the runway, with nothing to break their fall except for other stumbling models, who then land in a flailing heap of inflated lips and silicone.

No more. It’s time to quit pouting, pucker up,  and accept each other’s lips just the way they are.

Unless pouting makes your lips look fuller, of course.


(You can write to Ned Hickson at nhickson@oregonfast.net, or at the Siuslaw News at P.O. Box 10, Florence, OR. 97439)

Oswald’s Miracle Marksmanship: Dallas 47 Years Later

Almost everyone in America today remembers exactly where they were at the moment when they first heard about 9-11. I was at the dentist. And almost everyone from the baby-boomer generation also remembers exactly where they were at the moment when they first heard that President Kennedy was shot. For the baby-boomer generation, Kennedy’s assassination was like what 9-11 is to Americans today — in the sense that things have never been the same since either event.

Stillwater In DallasAlmost everyone in America today remembers exactly where they were at the moment when they first heard about 9-11. I was at the dentist. And almost everyone from the baby-boomer generation also remembers exactly where they were at the moment when they first heard that President Kennedy was shot. For the baby-boomer generation, Kennedy’s assassination was like what 9-11 is to Americans today — in the sense that things have never been the same since either event.

In 1963 I was a junior in college, sitting in the front row of Professor James Pratt’s political science class and listening to his lecture on Eisenhower’s warning about the military-industrial complex. And who would have guessed back then that 47 years later I would finally actually get a chance to actually go visit Dallas, to actually go inside the Texas Book Depository and to actually stand right there on the Grassy Knoll, looking down on the exact spot where Kennedy was shot. Not me!

Schoolbook DepositoryHere’s how it happened: I was down in Belize City and about to catch a plane home after having visited almost every Mayan ruin in a four-country radius (see <http://jpstillwater.blogspot.com/2010/04/archeology-at-its-best-mayan-ruins.html> for details), when it was announced over the loudspeaker that my flight was delayed. Rats. “Now I’ll never make my connection at DFW!”

”Not to worry,” said the gate person. “We’ll put you up at a hotel in Dallas and you can fly out to SFO the next day.” And American Airlines did just that, bless its heart. And that is how I actually got to spend a whole day in Dallas.

And what does one do when one goes to Dallas? Go to a Cowboys game? No! One visits the Grassy Knoll!

And gets to be amazed.

6th Floor MuseumFirst I was amazed that, 47 years after Kennedy’s tragic death, the place where he was brutally assassinated was still a major tourist attraction. There were still tourists coming to that spot. And the sixth floor room where Oswald allegedly shot Kennedy is now a museum.

The second thing that amazed me was that I actually got to stand on the exact spot where Kennedy received his tragically-fatal shot to the head.

But the thing that amazed me most was that, after all this huge hype that’s been shoved down our throats for the past 47 years that Oswald, acting alone, killed Kennedy by firing just three shots, is really actually sort of hard to believe when you are actually there at the actual spot. Even the greenest kindergartner, standing where I stood 47 long years after the fatal event, could immediately see that, despite all the hype and the commission reports to the contrary, that it would have taken a miracle of marksmanship and accuracy for Oswald to have made those three direct hits. A freaking miracle!

Was Oswald that good of a marksman? Hardly. But if he was, then he must have been intensively well-trained by the best.

Dealey SignIf, however, someone had made the shot that killed Kennedy from the Grassy Knoll, where eye-witnesses originally said that the shots came from, it would have been a relatively easy shot.

”But, Jane,” you might say, “if the shots had been fired from the Grassy Knoll, wouldn’t they have entered Kennedy’s body from a different angle and even injured Jackie as well?” Hmmm…

So I did some research. And according to autopsy photos at <http://www.celebritymorgue.com/jfk/jfk-autopsy.html,> we can clearly see that one bullet entered Kennedy’s head from the right — and one entered at the middle of his back. And a third one entered his neck from the FRONT. What’s with that? Oswald really did fire a miracle shot! Or else Kennedy was shot as he approached the Grassy Knoll, passed in front of it and was driven away from the shooter(s)?

I haven’t read all the voluminous literature regarding JFK and Oswald, but it seems to me from the perspective of a naive tourist just visiting the Grassy Knoll for a few minutes that If Oswald actually was the sole shooter, then he would have had to have started shooting Kennedy at least a half-football-field sooner than he did — if he was going to get in both his front and side shot.

And where was the Secret Service after the first shot was fired? Aren’t they spozed to throw themselves in front of the President at the first sign of trouble and protect him with their lives? Which brings up that old question of why weren’t Secret Service agents riding on the Cadillac’s rear bumper? Which they clearly were not. No wonder poor sweet Jackie got blood all over her pink suit and Caroline and John-John had to go fatherless!

”But, Jane,” you might remind me rather forcibly at this point, “all these are just conspiracy theories.” Yeah, well, tell that to the kindergartners — and us tourists at the Grassy Knoll.

Here’s a video I made of the scene of the crime: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCSYfVepAYY>.

PS: It also seems to me that lurking behind the scenes during every major war and disaster in America since 1930 (or even actually on the scene), there has always been a member of the Bush family — with the possible exception of Korea. Prescott Bush was there egging on Hitler. George H.W. Bush was a high-ranking CIA official when Kennedy was murdered, thus paving the way for Vietnam. Then there was the Gulf War, invented almost singlehandedly by George Senior. And 9-11? According to George W. Bush’s terrorism adviser, Richard Clarke, GWB was warned about the possibility of that tragic attack at least a month before it happened — and yet Bush did nothing.

And how about Iraq and Afghanistan? Was a Bush behind those wars too? Yep.

And just think for a moment about how all these past 80 years of American “wars” have been very, very good for the Bush family — causing their stock in the weapons trade to zoom up. Which leaves me wondering which Bush will get us into America’s next war — in order to give the next generation of young Bushes a leg up in the family business?

Professor Pratt and President Eisenhower were right back in the day. “Beware of the military-industrial complex.” And nothing’s changed since — except for the worse. And while misguided Teabaggers are currently fretting their little hearts out over our government’s relatively minor healthcare expenditures, munitions manufacturers like the Bush family are still happily hijacking what is left of our treasury — and our souls.

PPS: Oh crap. I’m so tired of hearing about how Teabaggers, the NRA and “Christian” militias are out buying deadly weapons, arming themselves and then complaining that they need even MORE assess to weapons. If those people all want unlimited access to guns and warfare so badly, then they need to move to the Democratic Republic of Congo ASAP. They’d be much, much happier in the DRC. There’s no gun control there. You can shoot at people indiscriminately and nobody can stop you. Teabaggers could even own their own tanks!

PPPS: The bastards who killed Kennedy may still be feeling all smug with themselves that they got clean away with it and that they will never be caught. But all too many Americans know what really happened back then. You think not? Just go to YouTube, enter a search for “Kennedy Assassination” and watch how many VIDEOS come up. 7,880 videos come up. That’s videos, not hits (one video alone had 3,157,243 hits). Type in “Kennedy assassination conspiracy” and over TEN THOUSAND more videos will pop up.

Now take a few hours and watch some of those videos yourself. “You can fool some of the people all of the time….” Despite the fact that the perps outwardly seem to be getting away with their cover-up, they are not. Not really. Even 47 years after this tragic event, people are still not letting this issue fade.

Perhaps there is hope for America yet.

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Here’s a home video taken in 2009, showing how tourists are still swarming the Grassy Knoll even now. According to this video, there was also a tree in the way of Oswald’s shot back in 1963. <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ9M_ByrEWI&feature=related>

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More than three bullets were shot? This video says yes: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtFoPCKVp-8&feature=related>

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Here’s a video of an eye-witness who heard many shots. “The shots came from the [Grassy Knoll] and I saw a man running.” <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b0YcMYmweo&feature=related>

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Here’s the famous video of the Secret Service stand-down in Dallas: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY02Qkuc_f8>

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And here’s a photo of George H.W. Bush at the Texas Book Depository after the shooting: <http://www.freedomfightersforamerica.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/BushJfkBookDepoT.324104116.jpg>

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”Back and to the left….” Here’s that memorable scene from the Oliver Stone movie “JFK”: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBABFpAkJMM&feature=related>

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Ideas For Improving The United States Public Education System

Improving public education seems to be a never-ending battle. For the majority of children and parents, who rely on it, public education continues to fail the needs and the learning outcomes of the children attempting to get a quality education.  Believe me, I know first-hand.  I almost dropped out of a public high school that had 6,000 kids enrolled.  It was easy to get lost and to fall inside the cracks of the public education system.  The sheer numbers [of students] make public education a difficult, if not impossible overwhelming effort.

 

Improving public education seems to be a never-ending battle.

 

For the majority of children and parents, who rely on it, public education continues to fail the needs and the learning outcomes of the children attempting to get a quality education.  Believe me, I know first-hand.  I almost dropped out of a public high school that had 6,000 kids enrolled.  It was easy to get lost and to fall inside the cracks of the public education system.  The sheer numbers [of students] make public education a difficult, if not impossible overwhelming effort.

However, I was luckier than most.  After much “stumbling” I forced myself to continue my education and received my first Masters Degree from New York University, one of the top higher education facilities in the nation.  I have two additional post graduate degrees.  Against all odds, I became a public high school teacher and then a Middle School Principal.  I then achieved the status of Program Director for the Alternative Education Division of the Board of Education in a major U.S. city.  I also became a University Professor at several top universities and a community college.  I was in significant overview of the entire scope of the educational process and I didn’t like what I saw.

Finally, after 10 years mixed of joy and frustration, it was a sad day when I finally left teaching because of politics and burnout, trying to teach in a system whose politics and lack of reality-based focus that fights teachers and good administrators every step of the way in providing a quality education for our children.  I left public education to enter business as a Director of Information Services, upon which I achieved respect and made a lot of money, but I always missed working with children.

After so many years, public education still needs help, even more so in today’s world.  There have been many leaders who have tried to “fix” it, but all have failed for one reason or another.  I have a simpler solution for success.  It will save a ton of tax dollars and will achieve better learning outcomes.  It will provide the public education the majority of our children need in order to succeed in life.  It will be less complicated, more logical and it will work for all of them.

• Teach children the basic needs in learning and life:  reading, writing, math along with some basic science and core history.  Do it so learning is fun.  Stop viewing success as passing state examinations and stop fiddling with textbooks riddled with inaccuracies and special interest judgments and commentaries

• Reduce class sizes in half

• Then give them one elective period where they can pursue whatever topic they, their parents and/or educators want

• Teach them better communication and life training skills that actually are important in daily living, e.g., like maintaining a checking account, writing a business letter, interview skills and job resume writing, and to learn the process before proceeding on any objective or endeavor.

• There is no need to teach religious thought, political philosophy or any of that other tripe that have little to do with REAL learning in public education

• Teach kids to learn for learning’s sake, how to research any topic and to enjoy the learning process.  Extend that focus on process because teaching kids to identify and learn the process of each and all things in life is the gateway to success.  Once you see the process, you know the steps you need to take to succeed in that effort with hard work

• Increase teacher salaries and benefits, which will ensure a competitive, more professional and higher quality pedagogical staff.

Our schools have become just another business and a volatile political football field.  Get politics out of the schools and classrooms.  Our classrooms currently are labs for babysitting our children until 3 PM.  Reduce class sizes.  Instead of 30 or 40 kids to a class, make it 15 kids in a class.  The quality of education and learning just doubled.  It’s a mathematical and commonsense fact.

If we provide the above solutions, our kids will get much more out of education and of life and we can stop trying to run public education like an industrial assembly-line plant.  We have to modify education to fit our children, not force our children to fit into education.

“I never let my schooling interfere with my education.”  –  Mark Twain

However, public education continues to fail children and parents.  Public education is failing communities all across the nation.

It is why I have been home schooling my son since he was old enough for nursery school.  It is hard enough to raise children these days, but those “educators” in the State Board of Education (SBOE) ‘pie in the sky building’, far removed from actual education, continue to determine policy and curriculum for all children in public education.  They don’t know what they are doing and they are doing it wrong.  That’s as honest as I can be about it.

It is enough that people like this exist in large numbers across the nation, but to subject ALL children to such beliefs and some obscure paths to falsely determined success should be illegal and is a wake-up call to all thinking people.  I advocate that people contact their House and Senate representatives and inform them of their anger, disapproval and disappointment of how the SBOE is functioning and how it wants to impede providing honest, factual and appropriate knowledge for all children.

Perhaps as part of the wake-up call, people may need to start filing class action lawsuits against the SBOE in all states, maybe even against various school districts, but it is the SBOE that charts out the direction, courses and learning materials for all state public school districts, pushed by various wealthy and powerful special interests.

We need to change this overall process at the top soon, before we raise a group of misled, incompetent, information biased idiots and misfits who eventually will manage our nation’s education and business sectors.

I believe the current trends of top-down school management will ensure that there will be larger numbers of thinking parents who will opt to home school their children, as I have done.  It is not an easy job and fortunately I have the time, desire and experience in doing so.

I also believe that the SBOE hierarchy and its wealthy special interests will continue to push public education and knowledge base further into the Dark Ages.

Note that I am NOT advocating some ultra “liberal” education for children.  I believe in moderation as well as common-sense orientation to life in general, but I also believe we need to provide factual data and true direction to our children with an open and creative mind.  That’s real education.

That simply does not occur in most states.  I teach my son to love learning and how to get the REAL facts for anything he will need in his lifetime.  I also teach him the necessary daily life knowledge he will need in the real world of living and business.

As a parent, former public school teacher, school administrator, university professor, business executive and a THINKING person, I am appalled by what has happened to our education system and the direction that it will have to endure as long as these narrow-minded, falsely opinionated, often delusional and irresponsible people manage education in this state.  It may not be all of them, but it sure is most of them.  The lack of success of public education proves it.

A lot of people are not going to like what I say in this commentary, but it’s the truth.

These days it is almost everything people can do to get jobs, keep them and work at them most of their daily lives.  Some unfortunate folks must work more than one job to survive.  People don’t have the “luxury” to sit down at a dinner table.  It is often physically, energetically and emotionally impossible.

I know that my family does not “sit down” at the dinner table to eat together and discuss things.  My wife and I don’t really eat a dinner.  We all eat very light meals often throughout the day.  We do eat together formally at least once per week.  But we are close in other ways every day and we take the time daily to communicate and interact.

It doesn’t matter how families do it, but they do need to make the time for close interaction.  It is desperately needed.  We need to communicate with each other.  It is an important part of living.

My son is 13 years old now and we have a very close relationship as father and son.  We also are close in that I am his educator and mentor, although he continues to teach me a lot.  In addition, we are each other’s best friend and I would not trade that for anything in the world.  But family is everything to me.  I would give up everything I have or what I like to do for myself to keep close with my family.  Other people may have other priorities but that is mine.

However, in this world that we have created of difficult everyday living, it is a very hard time for parents and children.  Not everyone has the time or inclination to deal with raising a family in the ways that others are able to.  I’m not defending it, just confirming the reality.

Education starts and continues with the parents, but it is very helpful for dedicated, honest, knowledgeable and sincere “other” people to help in that education.  We hope it is found in the classroom, but that is not often the case.  It is a hard time for educators.

Even dedicated qualified teachers are overwhelmed by the sheer numbers of students they have every day.  Even if they put in all the hours of preparation to provide a quality education, they do so at the risk of not providing their own families with the same needs.  In addition, they are underpaid and have inadequate health benefits and retirement packages.  Teachers also are forced to be police officers in the class room, to maintain a peaceful environment to facilitate learning.  Furthermore, teachers are not provided with the quality materials, textbooks, Xerox facilities, access to teaching methods, etc.

In addition, many top teachers leave the system due to burnout and/or they get better pay in the business sector.  I know this for a fact, as I explained above.  I left education to make more money in the business sector and because I felt as if I were on some sort of never-ending treadmill, spinning my wheels trying to educate and discipline children often without the active support from the school administrators and parents.

Teaching is a very difficult skill and profession.  Not everyone who has a certain knowledge or skill can teach it well to others.  Not every teacher is a good teacher.  In fact, I will go further to say that most teachers are not top quality teachers, much the same as most parents are not top quality parents, or in the same parallel as most people who play golf are not top golfers.

It is a particular skill to be a great teacher.  You cannot learn to be one because it is an innate skill and personality, but everyone can learn to be a better teacher.

We should be honoring great teachers as we do great football or basketball teams and players and we pay them accordingly.  Unfortunately, teachers are seldom respected or honored.  Once upon a time, the community viewed teachers differently.  They were respected because of their importance to the community’s present and future goals and objectives.  Frequently, teachers were invited into people’s homes for dinner and to chat.

Our society doesn’t do that so we push top teachers out of the education system in search of better opportunities, more respect and better pay.  State and school district politics often interfere with the process of educating our children.  Every year or two, someone at the top of the ladder arrives at a new panacea that will save public education.  It seldom helps.

Bottom-line is that the public education system needs a complete overhaul.  That is not going to happen for many reasons.

Think about it.

If our leaders REALLY wanted to improve public education, they would have done so already.  It seems they are being paid not to, in various ways.

Legislators and business leaders are not the ones to resolve the major educational issues and problems.  They simply do not have the experience and background even if they truly wanted to.  However, they still could get the right people to make the changes that public education needs to be successful.  Our legislators tried to change public education with many committees, but they always fail.  They fail because of political power-plays and special interest impedance.

Think about it further.

If public education became successful, everyone would want their kids to go to public schools.  What would happen to private schools?  They would not do as well or make as much profit.  A lot of people also are invested in Charter Schools for that same reason.

In addition, quite a few of our legislators and business leaders sit on the Boards of private and charter schools.  There is a reason why they sit there and why they want public education to fail.  They may not want public education to fail completely, just enough so private and charter schools are more successful.

There are powerful and wealthy people out there that want public education to fail. But they don’t want it to fail completely because they want a place to house young children during the week.  They want big baby-sitting structures but they want the majority of kids to remain, perhaps not uneducated, but certainly less educated than the kids who attend private and/or charter schools.

There is a lot of politics at the national, state and local levels that interfere with providing a quality public education to the majority of children.  Still, there are simple things that we could do to increase the teaching quality and learning outcomes we currently have available.

To reiterate, doing the following will improve public education:

• Teach children the basic needs in learning and life:  reading, writing, math along with some basic science and core history.  Do it so learning is fun.  Stop viewing success as passing state examinations and stop fiddling with textbooks riddled with inaccuracies and special interest judgments and commentaries

• Reduce class sizes in half

• Then give them one elective period where they can pursue whatever topic they, their parents and/or educators want

• Teach them better communication and life training skills that actually are important in daily living, e.g., like maintaining a checking account, writing a business letter, interview skills and job resume writing, and to learn the complete process before proceeding on any objective or endeavor

• There is no need to teach religious thought, political philosophy or any of that other tripe that have little to do with REAL learning in public education

• Teach kids to learn for learning’s sake, how to research any topic and to view and enjoy the learning process.  Extend that focus on process because teaching kids to identify and learn the process of each and all things in life is the gateway to success.  Once you see the process, you know the steps you need to take to succeed in that effort with hard work

• Increase teacher salaries and benefits, which will ensure a competitive, more professional and higher quality pedagogical staff.

In closing, we may never get public education on a par with private schools, but we can do a lot to improve them and it doesn’t take a lot of effort or money to do so.  In fact, doing what I describe above may actually save a lot of tax dollars, which may cut property taxes as an additional perk.  It will also change the priorities and improve educational outcomes.  However, we need the right people to create the change but as long as the powerful, wealthy special interests willingly hold back public education, it will remain difficult to achieve quality changes leading to more positive and better directed learning outcomes for our children.

If “it takes a community to raise a child” we are doing a very crummy job of it.  We can and should do better.

30 Years Ago This Week…

As my son, Pete, approaches his 30th birthday, I can’t help but wonder, “What have we wrought upon our progeny?”

As my son, Pete, approaches his 30th birthday, I can’t help but wonder, “What have we wrought upon our progeny?”

Pete’s an intelligent young man, able to comprehend more than he might think he can.

I’m ashamed to admit this, but oftentimes he is far more astute than I give him credit for.

Not one to march to the beat of the drummer of conventional thought, it took the lad several years longer than most to earn a Bachelor Degree.  (Okay, it took him 10…)

Not that he would have been any further ahead by flying through university in the usual four or five years.

I saw the young college graduates who were several years older than Pete (GenXers, if you prefer) get hired for jobs at ridiculous incomes of $35K, $45K, and more, even though they had absolutely zero experience.

Then, too, the GenXers would scoff at any job that didn’t offer full benefits and perks – gimmes to which their predecessors who had worked slavishly for decades were still not “entitled”.

More often than not, young women were given first consideration.

Across the board, whether male or female, those who were more pleasant to behold were automatically moved to the short list – abilities, personalities, and smarts be damned.

Pete’s a pretty solid worker, when the job isn’t so mundane as to be rote.

He can think on his feet, usually.

When turned loose on clientele, Pete can commiserate knowledgeably and pleasantly.

So, why can’t he find a reasonably fulfilling, somewhat-lucrative full-time position?

Simple.  Such jobs no longer exist.

For the past five years, he’s been putting up with surly customers and even surlier managers at the local outlet of a well-known department store chain.  Take the Christmas season out of the equation, and he averages 10-12 hours per week.

On a good week, if he’s lucky the store will schedule him for 20-25 hours; most weeks they throw him a bone of four or five hours.

A self-taught guitarist, unabashed at getting up – alone – in front of an audience to play and sing, (something I could never imagine myself doing), he tends to ignore those particular talents because there’s no money in it.

(Truthfully, most venues allow only for payment of drinks and tips, and the good folks around here are unsophisticated in the nth degree regarding tipping practices.)

He can’t make more money as a performer because he’s not in the musicians’ union.  He can’t get into the musicians’ union because he doesn’t have enough of the proper experience.  He doesn’t have enough of the proper experience because he can’t get good gigs because he’s not in the musicians’ union.

‘Round and ‘round goes the carousel.  Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Pete’s also a good actor, and, when working with a knowledgeable director, has proven himself an excellent actor.

But, as with music, the merry-go-round is essentially the same.

When he does inquire about jobs, the firms don’t even bother to respond.  He gets more calls and mail from the organizations that want their student loan money back.

It’s kind of difficult to repay those loans when one’s income is far below the poverty line, yet these ersatz “banks” keep up the pressure as though the economy has not seen any sort of downswing.  (Thankfully, President Obama has recently changed the repayment rules to favor the student loan recipient, not the provider.)

Oh, I know what you’re thinking:  “Why doesn’t your son enlist?”  “There are plenty of new construction jobs he could look into.”

I spent seven years in the Army, and can safely say that Pete’s not the soldierly type.

As for construction, Pete tried that for a short time, and it’s something he’s just not cut out to do.  Besides, one doesn’t get a good construction job without being recommended to the union by someone, and it takes experience to get a recommendation… once again, the merry-go-round.

He even applied to the local school as a substitute teacher – paid the State of Illinois $50 for a license to teach – but the district, for the first time in its history, was not taking new applicants.

So, not being able to meld his talents into viable, productive avenues of endeavor, Pete goes through periods where he shuns those things that he’s good at, and loves doing.

By now you’re probably thinking that I’m making excuses for the lad because he’s my son.  That is hardly the case.

I wish that he had had some of the opportunities that I was able to experience before turning 30, but most of those roads have been blocked off in a world that has become ever more angry, mean, and dangerous.

I relate Pete’s tale (abridged, to be sure) because he’s not alone in the boat.  In today’s economy, millions of young men and women, many of whom are well-educated, cannot get a solid foothold on life.

To anyone who would blame Barack Obama for the current situation, remember that he came along years after we were deeply entrenched in this disastrous mess.

Pete is capable of doing far more than act or sing, but the opportunities are just not there, and the concept of “it’s not what you know but who you know” is currently in overdrive.

The market may open up in another five or 10 years, but what do our floundering progeny do while their talents lie wasted in dormancy in the meantime?

Oh, well… Happy Birthday, my Son.  We’ll muddle through somehow, together.

Shalom.

(Jerry Tenuto is an erstwhile Philosopher and sometime Educator.  A veteran with seven years of service in the U.S. Army, he holds a BS and MA in Communications from Southern Illinois University at Carbondale.  Depending upon your taste in political stew, you can either blame or thank Jerry for his weekly “Out Of The Blue” feature in The Lone Star Iconoclast.  Visit his blog Blue State View at illinoiscentral.blogspot.com)

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