Holidays Cause Cancer
Holidays Cause Cancer As Uncle Hugh used to say, “Celebrations are just whiskey with an excuse.” I hate holidays. Anyone with any sense of decency hates holidays. Holidays are the primary source of domestic violence. And most psychological disorders. Holidays are, I surmise, also a leading cause of cancer. Holidays are a thinly disguised artifice imposed upon capitalists by laborers who are keenly aware that capitalism is foist upon its twofold petard: patriotism and religion. Nationalism and superstition, for the truly cynical among you. But capitalists, never to be outdone, wreak revenge by insisting on increased production, “so we won
