Daily Archives: June 4, 2009

Simple Pleasures


Simple Pleasures


I told my daughter Becca yesterday that Zack and I stood in our bluebonnet patch (in front of the little farm house) and listened to the pods pop. Her email response was “LOL. You

Gusher Drowns Cash-Strapped University In Oil


Gusher Drowns Cash-Strapped University In Oil


A West Texas well named after the Catholic saint of the impossible came in a gusher on May 28, 1923, drowning the cash-strapped university in oil.


Although the far-sighted founders of the Lone Star Republic endowed the future institution of higher learning with an enormous portion of the public domain, the original grant was sold soon after statehood. Legislators replaced the 221,000 acres in 1858 and vowed in the future to add a full section for every nine given to the railroads.


That generous pledge was broken long before the University of Texas finally opened its doors in the fall of 1883. The practically destitute school had to be content with 2.1 million acres of virtually worthless western land deemed fit for raising cattle and little else.


The modest income from grazing leases went straight into a “permanent fund” that was constitutionally off-limits to the UT regents. Prohibited by law from lobbying the legislature, their sole source of construction cash was the “available fund,” the meager return on the investment of the “permanent account.” With no money for new buildings, the Austin campus became an embarrassing eyesore of “miserable shacks.”


Taking a cue from the published opinion of a UT geologist, a Reagan County rancher applied for drilling permits on 430,000 university-owned acres. But a flat wallet forced him to sell out to an old army buddy before sinking a single well.


After forming the Texon Oil and Land Company with an El Paso merchant, Frank T. Pickrell began beating the bushes for backers. Since no oil-savvy Texan was willing to risk a cent in West Texas, he let a bunch of New Yorkers in on the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.


To humor a Yankee investor, Pickrell christened his first rig “Santa Rita.” The isolated site near Big Lake lacked the barest necessities, even drinking water had to be trucked in from San Angelo 75 miles away, and hardly a day passed without a roughneck walking off the job.


Pickrell had to depend upon a cowboy crew to complete the historic chore. Within a year of the Santa Rita gusher, the Big Lake boom produced 75 pumping wells on university property.


UT

Proposed U.S. Mid-East Policy:


Proposed U.S. Mid-East Policy:

Give The Lady A Break, Already


Give The Lady A Break, Already


“I strive never to forget the real-world consequences of my decisions on individuals, businesses and government.”


Letters To The Editor


Dear Editor,


Former Vice President Dick Cheney is not conspicuously lashing out at the current administration in order to save the nation from some great domestic disaster; it is the safety of Dick Cheney and not the nation that concerns him.


Cheney calculates that in a shrinking world and an open society such as ours there will either be another terrorist attack on our soil or so much fear of such an eventuality that he can be seen as the wise profit willing to go to extreme measures to protect the nation

Ear Lobes And Unemployment: It


Ear Lobes And Unemployment: It

Socialism


Everything


Everything

MAY DAY! The President Broke His Compass!


MAY DAY! The President Broke His Compass!


On May 21, 2009, Obama

Hazing Mr. Powers-That-Be


Hazing Mr. Powers-That-Be


Khalid Shaikh Mohammed ought to be a member of Skull & Bones by now.


Abu Zubaydah, too.


After being waterboarded for a combined 266 times, you

Aristotle: The Father of Television


Aristotle: The Father of Television


As Uncle Hugh used to say, “There

Democrats Okay Marijuana Resolution Off-Shore


WASHINGTON, D.C.

You Just Need One Great Idea


You Just Need One Great Idea


If necessity is the mother of invention, a bad economy is invention

Dallasite Returns To Africa For Less Stress


DALLAS, Texas

Reid Cool With Gitmo In America


LAS VEGAS, Nevada

Former Military Interrogator Wrenches Cheney


WASHINGTON, D.C.

Drop Health Care, Drop Staff, Or Drop Small Business


DALLAS, Texas

The Obama Express


“Relax, all right? Don

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