Pat Boone Scared Of Own Shadow

When will Pat Boone finally cover “YMCA,” and when will The Village People integrate? Being a former teen idol, Boone would make a great addition to the gay boy band. But what should his costume be? Hmmm…

In his recent column “Hate is hate, in India or America,” Boone started by nonchalantly calling the slaughter of 200 people in Mumbai, India a “pretty rotten thing.” Then, instead of praying for his Higher Power to forgive the souls of the slaughtered and the murderers, his response was, “Thank God, it couldn