No Pumpkin-Carving Experience Is Complete Without A Near-Fatal Knife Wound
No Pumpkin-Carving Experience Is Complete Without A Near-Fatal Knife Wound Carving a jack-o-lantern used to require little more than a pumpkin, an oversized kitchen knife, and a tourniquet. It was a simple matter of plunging a 10-inch French knife into the gourd of your choice and creating a triangle-eyed, square-toothed masterpiece of horror. In those days, the trickiest thing about making your jack-o-lantern was deciding on how to light the candle. Option one: Light candle, then attempt to lower it into the pumpkin without catching your sleeve on fire. Option two: Put the candle inside the pumpkin first. Then attempt to light it without catching your sleeve on fire. Option three: Accept the inevitable and just light yourself on fire, then go find a candle. After a quick trip to the emergency room for stitches and some light skin grafting, you could return home and set your jack-o-lantern on the porch, where it would remain until gravity and molecular breakdown eventually caused it to collapse in on itself like the birth of a new star