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Jay Weinberg should receive free gasoline for the rest of his life.

The 15-minutes of relief the 29-year-old musician provided a small group of drivers frustrated by high gas prices in Valparaiso, Indiana last Monday was more than noble.

It was humane.

Burnishing guitar and megaphone atop a convenience store, Weinberg acted like a modern-day Woody Guthrie as he led the commuters in a protest song.

Police arrested him for his enthusiasm, of course, but the showman went peacefully with wife in tow to bail him out to his adoring fans.

Though Weinberg