Does Madam Jane Predict Future Disaster? Call Me At 1-800-AFTER-THE-FALL

Recently, I hung out with some members of an Oakland street gang and read their palms. Much to my surprise, most of them had really long lifelines. Apparently even members of Oakland street gangs have long futures in front of them. Except maybe Marcus. And Andre. And…. But the rest of them are pretty much good to go. This is really good news!

Why am I so delighted about this? Because lately I