Dictatorial Defiance

During the weekend of Aug. 25-26, the news media relayed a story that Inquisitor General Alberto Gonzales, Chief Destroyer of the Constitution and Abolisher of All Human Rights, was about to relinquish his undeserved posting.

On Monday, Aug. 27, Gonzo made a formal statement to the People of the United States that he would be ending his personal reign of terror, effective Sept. 17.

Later that morning, a defiant King George XLIII deplaned from Air Force One and angrily marched to an awaiting podium on the tarmac of Texas State Technical College Airport, Waco.

Fearless Leader had just one purpose in speaking at that juncture