Hypnosis Can Make You A Better Golfer — Unless You Think You’re A Chicken
Our universe is full of mysteries. Easter Island. The Bermuda Triangle. California. And perhaps the biggest mystery: Why I am allowed to golf.
Our universe is full of mysteries.
Easter Island.
The Bermuda Triangle.
California.
And perhaps the biggest mystery:
Why I am allowed to golf.
Afew years ago, I participated in the Florence Chamber Golf Tournamanet. At the time, no one — including myself — realized how bad a golfer I really am. Though none of the injuries sustained during that year’s tournament were life threatening, having six golfers (two of whom were playing the hole behind me) knocked unconscious by balls with my initials on them — I thought — would become my golfing swan song.
(Speaking of which, I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize once again for the tragic death of that swan near the putting green. Had I known the difference between a putter and a pitching wedge, things might’ve turned out differently for that majestic creature.)
Because of this, I fully expected a letter from the American Golf Association (and PETA) denying me access to any course that doesn’t include a windmill and tokens for a free hot dog.
Needless to say, when I was asked back for a second year, I naturally assumed that, at some point, hard liquor had become available in the clubhouse.
As it turns out, being the worst golfer in Ocean Dunes Golf Links history actually makes me a hot commodity! That’s right! With my handicap, the only way a team I’m on can lose is if, over the course of 18 holes, I accidentally knock each of my teammates unconscious with my backswing.
Which is why I’m determined to make my next golfing experience different.
How?
By hypnotizing myself into believing I’m a good golfer.
That’s right. Thanks to golf hypnotherapist Dr. Kenneth Grossman, I will utilize the power of my subconscious to golf in a manner that is, quote:
Relaxed, self-confident and — unless I purchase both CDs — amazingly like that of a chicken.
The program, called Hypnosis for Golf (available at www.hypnosis4golf.com) comes with a no-risk guarantee that if I’m not completely satisfied, my money will be refunded “… within a period of time considered reasonable by many third-world countries.”
Like many of you, I was a little skeptical about the idea of hypnotizing myself because I figured it meant standing in front of a mirror with a shiny object and repeating:
You’re getting very sleepy.
Very sleeeee-peee
Very s-l-e-e-e-e-p—
THUD.
That was silly, of course.
Dr. Grossman is a man of science, and his method is scientifically proven to induce the trance-like state necessary for self-hypnosis. This is achieved by having the subject go to a quiet room and, for 15 to 20 minutes, watch golf on television. If you happen to be among those who are more resistant to hypnosis, then switch to bowling. However, Dr. Grossman warns that prolonged exposure can send subjects into a catatonic state similar to a coma. If that happens, change to something more stimulating, such as the blue screen on your auxiliary channel.
I plan to practice Dr. Grossman’s technique each day until I can approach the fairway with complete (entirely unfounded) confidence.
I’d also like to say to my golfing friend Randy, if for some reason I don’t show up, I’d appreciate it you would come over and change the channel.
(You can write to Ned Hickson at nhickson@thesiuslawnews.com, or at the Siuslaw News at P.O. Box 10, Florence, OR. 97439)
The Lunar Math Of The Moon’s Phases
Only in the night sky does a quarter equal a half and a half is full. It’s not new math — it’s lunar math. When we see a first quarter Moon, it looks like a half moon, so perhaps you’ve wondered why it’s called quarter. Like planets, the Moon emits no light but rather reflects sunlight as it orbits Earth every four weeks (more precisely, 29.53 days). When it’s between Earth and Sun at new Moon, we don’t see it as the Sun illuminates the side facing away from us.
Only in the night sky does a quarter equal a half and a half is full. It’s not new math — it’s lunar math. When we see a first quarter Moon, it looks like a half moon, so perhaps you’ve wondered why it’s called quarter.
Like planets, the Moon emits no light but rather reflects sunlight as it orbits Earth every four weeks (more precisely, 29.53 days). When it’s between Earth and Sun at new Moon, we don’t see it as the Sun illuminates the side facing away from us.
A day or so after new Moon, we begin seeing a slight sliver soon after sunset, called a waxing crescent — waxing because it gets more illuminated each night and crescent because of its appearance from our perspective.
In a week, when it has traveled a quarter of the way around Earth, its 1st quarter phase looks half-lighted to us.
Then for the next week as the Moon continues to wax, it appears more than half illuminated, but less than full — a phase called gibbous (Latin for hump).
After two weeks, the Moon has completed half its journey and is on the opposite side of Earth from the Sun which illuminates the entire half of the Moon facing us — called a full Moon.
Then for the next two weeks, the Moon become less illuminated each night, called a waning Moon. During the third week it is in its waning gibbous phase on its way to 3rd quarter (sometimes called last quarter) when it again appears half illuminated.
And during the last week of it sojourn, it is in its waning crescent phase (seen in the morning sky) until it again reaches new Moon and starts its next monthly cycle.
Regardless of how much of its surface we happen to be seeing on any given night (or day), half of the Moon, just like half of the Earth, is always illuminated — whichever half is facing the Sun.
• Sky Calendar.
* Mar. 21 Sun.: Saturn is at opposition — on the opposite side of Earth from the Sun — when it rises at sunset, is up all night, and sets at sunrise.
* 23 Tue.: The Moon is at 1st quarter.
* 24 Wed. evening: The Moon is to the lower right of Mars, and then to the planet’s lower left the next night.
* 28 Sun. all night: The Moon accompanies Saturn across the sky.
* 29 Mon. morning: The full Moon is called Lenten Moon, Sap Moon, Crow Moon, and Worm Moon.
* Apr. 3 Sat. morning: The gibbous Moon is less than two moonwidths above the star Antares in the south.
* 6 Tue.: The Moon is at 3rd quarter.
* 8 Thu. evening: Mercury, at its best for this appearance, is to the lower right of Venus low in the west at dusk.
• Naked-eye Planets. (The Sun, Moon, and planets rise in the east and set in the west due to Earth’s west-to-east rotation on its axis.) Evening: Saturn is low in the east with Mars high overhead; Venus is very low in the west after sunset. Morning: Saturn, low in the west, is now the only morning planet.
Stargazer appears every other week. Paul Derrick is an amateur astronomer who lives in Waco. Contact him at 918 N. 30th, Waco, 76707, (254) 753-6920 or paulderrickwaco@aol.com. See the Stargazer Web site at stargazerpaul.com
3/24 – 3/31 False Flag Alert: Mossad/AIPAC
The Obama administration has scored its second great legislative coup with the 3/22 House passage of its much-desired Health Care Bill, which Obama signed into law yesterday. While the mainstream media will focus on the partisan punches thrown from left and right, intelligence insiders note with interest and anxiety that the critical 3/22 date is also a powerful and sinister signal number to secret societies that control the Western world. To achieve its 3/22 date indicator, the House had to come into a special Sunday session.
Lone Star Iconoclast Special Bulletin
The Present Peril
TEXAS, 3/24/2010 – The Obama administration has scored its second great legislative coup with the 3/22 House passage of its much-desired Health Care Bill, which Obama signed into law yesterday. While the mainstream media will focus on the partisan punches thrown from left and right, intelligence insiders note with interest and anxiety that the critical 3/22 date is also a powerful and sinister signal number to secret societies that control the Western world. To achieve its 3/22 date indicator, the House had to come into a special Sunday session.
The Skull and Bones Order at Yale displays “322” on their coat of arms. This same Skull and Bones produced two Bush presidents and the Kerry contender who anointed Obama at the 2004 Democratic National Convention.
Obama sent occult messages while signing the bill into law by having an 11-year-old boy help handle the 22 different pens that he used in the process. As the FBI has conceded, terrorists seem to be fascinated with permutations of the number 11, as with 9/11, 3/11, 7/7 and 7/11 – the dates of “terror” attacks against New York, Madrid, London, and Mumbai:
“New York, 9/ll; Madrid, 3/11; Mumbai, 7/ll,” ABC News, 7/11/2006, http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2006/07/new_york_9ll_ma.html
The observant reader might wonder why ABC and the FBI sabotaged their own headline by using 9 with a double “L” and 7 with a double “L” instead of “11” with the New York and Mumbai dates, but used the correct “11” in the Madrid date. Note that the URL is similarly sabotaged, with “9ll” instead of either “911” or “9/11.” This is either an egregious error or a deliberate attempt to keep the American people from understanding terror date codes. It is another link in a long chain of coincidences that has more and more of us believing that the same “terrorists” who carried out terror attacks connected with “magic number” days might just be preparing to carry out another.
Below we examine the last major Obama administration legislative coup – set up on a magic numbered “Friday the 13th” in February, 2009, a date exactly 322 days from the end of the year. We show how close the Stimulus Bill came to signaling a false flag terror attack. If you agree with us after reading the rest of our alarming analysis, then you will also agree with us that the Health Care and Stimulus Bills are disturbingly similar.
Past as Future
Less than a month after the Obama inauguration the 9/11 Truth and Patriot movements were hoping that under a new administration there finally would be free speech about the abuses of King George and his Bush League, beginning with the truth about Sept. 11, 2001.
On Feb. 6, 2009 the newly installed president held a much-publicized meeting with 9/11 widow and “Jersey Girl” Beverly Eckert, along with dozens of USS Cole and 9/11 family members. All had lost a spouse or parent to “terrorism.” They asked many incisive questions, to which Obama provided few decisive answers.
In the next six days, American glasnost became a short-lived reality. Senator Patrick Leahy demanded a “Truth Commission.” As if to accentuate the fact that kerosene won’t melt or demolish steel, the Mandarin Orange Hotel in downtown Beijing burned from top to bottom for 24 hours without falling, let alone collapsing neatly into its own footprint as did the Twin Towers and WTC-7. The gatekeeper Huffington Post, which had previously banned 9/11 “conspiracy theories,” published a two-part op-ed demanding a genuine investigation of the attacks.
At 11:00, p.m. on Feb. 12 a highly supicious aviation disaster over New York State killed the same Beverly Eckert who had a week earlier threatened the American elite with the one thing they can never allow: the truth. An hour later Obama’s Congress posted his Stimulus Bill online.
The next day – Friday the 13th – a horrified House of Representatives voted in favor of legislation it did not have time to read. Many believed what Eckert and 48 other passengers had discovered the hard way: Obama could be as murderous as his tyrannical predecessor.
“Huff-Po” and the rest of the limp Leftists immediately resumed their head-in-their-hole posture about the attacks of 2001. The more militant wing of the 9/11 Truth Movement mobilized in outraged alarm that the next false flag – 9/11-2B — might be close. It might even show that a “Nuclear Obama” could one-up a “King George” in mass murder.
Concurrent and credible chatter from alarmed officials in the Chicago area convinced the writers of this alert that the new president and his Israeli chief of staff “Rahmbo” Emanuel might intend to nuke Sears Tower in the next few days. Accordingly, we hurriedly published a weekend bombshell:
“Chicago False Flag?,” America First Books, 2-16-2009, www.tinyurl.com/cugj8n
When Obama signed the Stimulus Bill into law the next day, on Feb. 17, it was supposed to be the highlight of his first year. The way we read it, though, he was already an abject failure: He had failed to carry out high treason against the Windy City.
Just hours later, Yahoo! delivered a powerful kick in the pants to Barack with its obvious attack against his name:
“`Obama bin Laden’ Error Hits Yahoo’s Homepage,” Valleywag, 2/17/2009, http://valleywag.gawker.com/5155229/obama-bin-laden-error-hits-yahoos-homepage
Worse came the next morning with a bizarre NY Post editorial cartoon of Feb. 18 linking the Stimulus Bill to a dead chimp, whom some wits began to refer to as “Obonzo”:
We challenge any media critics to give a more plausible explanation of this none-too-subtle racist threat by a Ruppert Murdoch paper against a powerful new savior president in his early honeymoon phase with the media. Factor in the Osama/Obama glitch and it is clear that the mainstream media, mouthpiece for the establishment, was linking terror with Stimulus and Al Qaeda with the Obama administration.
Prophetic Professionals
We highly recommend three current essays by three experts well-versed in realpolitik that will inform the patriot who wishes to be free of the mainstream media paradigm, which is nothing more or less than establishment propaganda:
ONE: “Expect a False Flag to Precede the Invasion of Iran,” The Truth Seeker (UK), 3/18/2010, http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=12360
Paul Craig Roberts, the Assistant Secretary of the Treasury during Reagan’s first term, offers compelling insider insights about what Israel must do before attacking Iran: namely, attack America! Given that Israel-first AIPAC has been conducting its annual U.S. arm-twisting to push us into another proxy war for them, their next attack will like come sooner rather than later.
TWO: “Zionism and Jewish Nationalism,” Khaleej Times Online, 3/13/2010, http://www.khaleejtimes.com/DisplayArticleNew.asp?xfile=/data/opinion/2010/March/opinion_March77.xml§ion=opinion
Alan Sabrosky (PhD, University of
Michigan) is a ten-year US Marine Corps veteran and a graduate of the US Army War College. His Jewish heritage has given him the authority to accuse a substantial part of U.S. Jewry of a “dual-loyalty” that is nothing more than a euphemism for Israel-first espionage and outright treason. Such, he contends, was the case on 9/11, carried out by Mossad and their innumerable U.S. Jewish sayanim. He believes that more and more senior U.S. military officers have become aware that 9/11 was a Mossad attack on America, similar to the Israeli Air Force and Navy attacks against the USS Liberty in 1967.
THREE: “Baghdad’s Neutron Bomb and America’s Nuclear Obama,” The Lone Star Iconoclast, 3/8/2010, http://iconoclastnews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=521:baghdads-neutron-bomb-and-americas-nuclear-obama&catid=35:worldwide&Itemid=69
Captain Eric H. May, the Lone Star Iconoclast intelligence editor, has developed an international readership for his false flag analysis. This, his latest interview, is an amazing adventure down the deadly rabbit hole of PSYOPs and assassination.
About the Co-Authors
Captain May, a former Army intelligence officer, is the commander of Ghost Troop cyber militia. LT Woodard is the unit executive officer, while CSM Neadow is the unit’s senior enlisted member. Major Fox, a former Marine Corps officer, is the publisher of America First Books and author of the Mission of Conscience Trilogy about Ghost Troop’s counter terror operations. Dr. Fetzer, a former Marine Corps officer, is the founder of Scholars for 9/11 Truth. To learn more about their efforts against 9/11-2B (the next 9/11), refer to:
Captain Eric H. May Archive, America First Books, www.tinyurl.com/5f931b
