I Pledge Allegiance To The…

“I pledge allegiance to the …Republican Party.”

“I pledge allegiance to the …Democratic Party.”

“I pledge allegiance to …Wall Street.”

“I pledge allegiance to …War.”

“I pledge allegiance to …Trafficking By Drug Companies.”

“I pledge allegiance to …Media Propaganda.”

“I pledge allegiance to …Political Lobbyists.”

“I pledge allegiance to …Monsanto.”

“I pledge allegiance to …Walmart.”

“I pledge allegiance to …the IRS.”

“I pledge allegiance to … the United States of America.”

Okay, so we finally got it right.

Or did we?

Actually, the upper part of the above list could be extended, but you get the idea.

The United States has a problem. For one, it keeps electing people who got us into this mess. For two, the top two political parties are nothing but trash. You’d think that anyone worth his salt would not have to bow down to a party to get elected, to give up his soul. Instead we get saddled with wimps whose allegiance might be to the United States, somewhere way down the line — but his party always comes first, as does catering to the dictates of big corporations.

It is because of the elitist values overtaking America that family values are waning. For instance, can you name one current TV show that espouses family values? How many shows do you watch that have no drug company commercials and no sex commercials?

Ever know a President that didn’t lie?

Or a Senator?

Or a Congressman?

Americans have grown to not only accept political/corporate corruption, but to expect it. Now, we are on the verge of a new phase — not just expecting it, but embracing it, which is why the two idiot parties are likely to flourish. You have the Clintons, the Bushes, and the Obamas to look after you, to make decisions for you, and to protect you with their own obscene values.

These are the current heads of your households, those who come up with convolutions instead of solutions.

Of course, you could do something about it.

But you won’t.

Proof is in the polls.

— W. Leon Smith