Cackle Berries — Expensive Marriage
Very Expensive
Son: “Papa, how much does it cost to get married?”
Papa: “There’s a down payment and then you pay your entire salary every week for the rest of your life.”
GOOD QUESTIONS:
HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?
WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON’T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?
DO INFANTS E NJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
DON’T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON’T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
