Cackle Berries — Youthful Figure…
It Is
A youthful figure is something you get when you ask an older woman her age.
— U.S. Naval Depot, Ogden.
Closely Watched
Minister: “I do wish I could think of some way to make the members of the congregation pay attention to me when I’m preaching.”
Son: “Why don’t you put the clock right behind the pulpit?”
GOOD QUESTION:
WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
WHY DO THEY LOCK PETROL STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
IF A TURTLE DOESN’T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
