The Glass Is Half White

Dear McCain/Palin Supporter,

The Lone Star Iconoclast regrets to inform you that the world has all but ended.

Gay people are getting married in droves. Abortions are being performed everywhere at any time. Muslims destroyed Israel (with nukes).

Yes, America lost the “war on terror.” Iran conquered Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, and Kuwait. Al-Qaeda conquered Afghanistan and Pakistan. Russia conquered Europe. China destroyed the dollar. All the oil-bearing Middle Eastern countries, including Venezuela, Canada, Mexico, and Russia, have priced their resources out of our reach. The U.S. military is in tatters, demoralized.

To make matters worse, Main Street has totally replaced Wall Street. America