Monthly Archives: April 2008

May The Penis Be With You


May The Penis Be With You


There

Pershing Compares Pancho Pursuit To Chasing Wild Geese


Pershing Compares Pancho Pursuit To Chasing Wild Geese


Realizing his chances of catching Pancho Villa were slim to none, Gen. John J. Pershing divided his force into five parts on Apr. 29, 1916, in the hope of finding and finishing off the guerrilla leader

MAYDAY ALERT!


MAYDAY ALERT!

Just Make Up Your Mind


Just Make Up Your Mind


“They have the potential to control the fate of the world. They look just like everybody else, and they live among us. Nobody knows what they are thinking or what they will do. They are the… Undecideds.”


No, that

Jos


Jos

Letters To The Editor


Dear Editor,


Seven years of this Bush Administration has left our nation

Pennsylvanians Probably Love Petraeus


Pennsylvanians Probably Love Petraeus


The immense volume of attention recently focused upon Pennsylvania has caused me to reflect upon a most unpleasant incident that has long resided semi-dormant within the locked compartments my memory.


It was Summer, 1973. I was a college dropout, unshaven with long hair and “Chinese” eyes, on my way to see some friends in New York City

Gov. Perry Is An Ill Wind Blowing


Gov. Perry Is An Ill Wind Blowing


Texas can add their governor to the list of natural disasters.


In 2006 incumbent Gov. Rick Perry received a mere 31 percent of the total votes. The translation of that is 69 percent of Texas voters did NOT want Perry to be elected. Certainly, there must be a reason for that.


Despite earning less than 50 percent of the total number of votes, Texas law does NOT require a run-off of gubernatorial candidates in a general election. He who gets the most votes becomes governor. Perry was very lucky to have run against a strong Democrat (Chris Bell) and two equally hardy independent candidates in Carol Keeton Strayhorn and Richard “Kinky” Friedman. Texas votes were divided mostly to these four candidates and Perry was able to squeeze-out the win. To hear Perry gloat after the election, you would have thought he won by 95 percent.


In any case, Texans had to accept the fact that Perry was governor for the next four years.


Perry is one of the worst governors Texans ever had. While he was incorrigible for most hardworking folks, he was a boon to his special interest industries, e.g., insurance, health care, transportation, electric

Your Investments Are More Secure Thanks To Me, And A Select Group Of Financial Dunderheads


Your Investments Are More Secure Thanks To Me, And A Select Group Of Financial Dunderheads


Given the state of today

Racist McCain


Racist McCain


As Uncle Hugh used to say, “You can lead a horse to water, but you can

Texas Farm Bureau Supports Transportation Alternatives


AUSTIN

Vanity Or No Vanity


Vanity Or No Vanity


Captain Joseph Kobes won $26,000 last Monday on popular television game show “Deal or No Deal.”


Not bad for a guy who survived three tours of duty fighting an illegal war and occupation in Iraq.


But what if the Bronze Star and Purple Heart recipient had won the entire $1 million prize?


Could he buy any more rice from Costco and Sam

Angel Band Takes Flight With Roots & Wings On May 27 — Trio of Amazing Singers Release Lloyd Maines Produced Album


Trio of Amazing Singers Release Lloyd Maines Produced Album


NASHVILLE, Tenn. The aptly named Angel Band features soaring, angelic three-part harmonies from three amazing singersNancy Josephson, Jen Schonwald, and Kathleen Webereach possessing a powerful, expressive voice that would make her the lead vocalist in any other band. Their sound is grounded in world-class musicianship, inventive and original songwriting and an irresistible mission to have and share a great time. That’s evident on their sophomore CD, With Roots & Wings, due out May 27 on Appleseed Recordings. Legendary producer and pedal steel player Lloyd Maines produced and played on the album.


Angel Band first formed out of a weekly jam session headed up by Josephson’s husband, GRAMMY

Singer-Songwriter Holly Long Digs Deep While Leaving Kansas


NASHVILLE, Tenn.- As her own heroine, Holly Long tells a realistic and unapologetically frank story in every one of the thirteen tracks on her latest release, Leaving Kansas, released in April. Reminiscent of Annie Lennox, Sheryl Crow, Sarah McLachlan, and Fiona Apple, Long

Tips On Buying Fishing Boat Insurance


ALEXANDRIA, Va.

New Project Spotlights Life In The Nest — NestWatch Project Takes Off, Seeks Participants


NestWatch Project Takes Off, Seeks Participants


ITHICA, N.Y. What could be cuter than baby birds all atwitter in the nest?


But amid the “oohs” and “aahs” are real data about the rhythms of bird biology and how they may be changing as the result of human activity. Combine the “wow” factor of the former with the scientific value of the latter and you have NestWatch­a new, free citizen science project developed by the Cornell Lab of Ornithology in collaboration with the Smithsonian Migratory Bird Center and funded by the National Science Foundation.


Participants visit nests during spring and summer to collect simple information about location, habitat, species, number of eggs, and number of young in the nest. Then they submit their observations online.


“NestWatch introduces birding and simple methods of scientific inquiry to families, children, retired adults­people of all ages and skills,” says project leader Tina Phillips. “It’s easy and fun. It helps people reconnect with nature in their own yard, nearby park, or nature preserve.”


Peter Marra from the Smithsonian Migratory Bird Center at the National Zoo says, “Each and every observation is important because it helps scientists measure the impact of such things as climate change and habitat destruction. Without citizens across the country collecting this information for us it would be almost impossible to track these large-scale destructive processes.”


The always-popular NestCams companion site has been revamped and is now up and running. Live cameras show the nesting activities of Barn Owls, Wood Ducks, and Northern Flickers in Texas and California. More cameras will be going online across the country in the weeks ahead at www.nestcams.org.


All NestWatch materials and instructions are available online at www.nestwatch.org, including directions on how to find nests and how to monitor them without disturbing the birds.


“One of the most exciting things about NestWatch,” says Phillips, “is that we’ll be able to take in data from as far back as 1900!” Anyone who’s been keeping nest records on their own will now have a way to put that important information to use. With all this information from NestWatchers, scientists will be able to track changes in reproductive timing and fledging success which may be linked to climate change.


For more information and to sign up, visit www.nestwatch.org.


The Cornell Lab of Ornithology is a membership institution dedicated to interpreting and conserving the earth’s biological diversity through research, education, and citizen science focused on birds. Visit the Lab’s web site at http://www.birds.cornell.edu.

Finding Bass At Home In Riprap


There

Energy Efficiency Investment Runs Flat


OAKLAND, Calif.

Arms To Zimbabwe Ships Back To China

HARARE

Lennon


BOSTON, Mass.

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