Faith Fountains: Norris Vs. Weinstein — Religious Freedomfighter Takes On Fundamentalism In Military

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. You may have heard a number of “facts” about Chuck Norris.

Like, for instance:

“Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.”

Or how about:

“There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.”

Or my favorite:

“Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.”

Though these are funny plays on Norris’ superhuman, silver-screen image, there is some truth to them