R.H.I.P.

Earlier this month, Paris Hilton was scheduled for a probation violation hearing in Los Angeles traffic court.

She arrived a fashionable 15 minutes late.

After poor little Paris blames everybody in her employ, her “handlers,” for getting into this mess of being arrested for driving while under the influence and subsequently losing that privilege a whole four months; confusing her infantile pea-brain as to when she could and couldn