Like Football? Like Super Models? Then I Hope You Like Sleeping On The Couch

Men everywhere are preparing for the Super Bowl. They are finalizing their list of snack foods. They are brushing up on Super Bowl trivia. And, most importantly, they are trying to come up with a reasonable answer to the following question:

Why are there 14 half-naked super models tackling each other on TV?

This question will come up at halftime.

It will be posed by wives everywhere.

And, depending on the answer, it could result in a full-body tackle over the sofa.

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